Cock Crumper

When the girl you are having sex with is doing the work on top and once your D*** falls out of her P**** (while you still have a boner) she sits on it and it bends backwards in an uncomfortable position.

Dude I was Screwing your mom last night and it went horrible! She is such a cock crumper!

by Happy A tha Clown October 20, 2009

Nip Chomper

A person who bites excessively on a female's breasts.

Damn that Nip Chomper bit the fuck out of that slore's tits!

by DartSorter1322972 December 7, 2010

slop chomper

Someone who loves eating cum.

Chomp chomp tastes so good. I am the best slop chomper on the block.

by Rbomb04 June 16, 2014

Arctic Chompers

The feeling when you are chewing gum (preferably mint) and you drink water at the same time and your teeth get cold and your mouth feels fresh.

*Jaden is chewing gum, mint gum*
Juliana- Yo, gotta stay hydrated
*Jam and Yah-Nae spot a water fountain and point*
Jaden- Good idea
*As Jaden drink the water her teeth ~freeze~ and she feels a fresh sensation in her mouth*
Jae- Dude, you have Arctic Chompers!

by Julianaibtj February 12, 2019

box chomper

an individual who enjoys to perform oral sex on a woman

Tom was an avid box chomper and went down on Mary nightly

by Bennie Z December 13, 2007

chumber

When you place a cucumber on an unsuspecting friend's shoulder.

Mante: Hey, i got the cumbers. Now let's chumber Chomper!!
(chumbers Chomper)
Chomper: Hey, why'd you chumber me guys?
Mante and Rizzum: Ha, you've been chumbered BITCH!!!

by Rizzum February 18, 2009

Champerz

Champerz is a slang word for the alcoholic drink Champagne which (as the name suggests) is from a region of France called Champagne! It is an expensive drink which ranges in price(from expensive to ridiculous!)depending on quality.

The word champerz is used in the song 'Typical Me' by the East London rapper, from N.A.S.T.Y crew, Kano. Which is a song from his album 'Home Sweet Home'.

From 'Typical Me'-"who is Kano getting in the madness,
me I'm in the pool sippin' on Champerz,"

by Mike 'Wheels' Robinson August 14, 2006