chuff

Small hairs on one's butt. Butt hair.

Shave your chuff, that shit is nasty.

by Dave Christensen July 19, 2006

Chuff

It's when a person is a combination of both chubby and buff. Like if a man has man boobs but he is totally ripped at the same time. That is what is called chuff.

Byrce: dude look at that guy down at the track. hes buff and chubby.

Trey: hmm, lets call him chuff man.

by Zooyut January 9, 2011

chuff

chubby + buff.
muscular in a fat (sort of) way.

girl 1: (points to a chuff guy) dude, that guys hella buff.
girl 2: no way gurlll, hes chuff!

by OHAYTHUR5010 May 29, 2009

chuff

Exclamation of indignation.

Chuff! I do not have split ends.

by Steph July 19, 2006

chuff

a word that means you love someone more than any word (other than this one) can express. i made this up, so fuck off with your dumbass copyrights you ignorant twats.

girl: oh my god, i chuff sebastian stan so much!

boy: um no, i chuff chris evans so much i think i might go into cardiac arrest. seriously.

by srirachapene June 28, 2018

Chuff

An onomatopoeia for the sound a cat makes as it covers its waste with cat litter. Futile because it still smells like shit.

Used in social situations as trying to cover something up roughly (and usually failing).

Inspired by <a href="http://twitter.com/sockington">Sockington the cat</a>

1. John totally has a boner, but he chuffs it by slouching.
2. Mary just punched James in the cock, but she chuffed it by saying she was just making wild hand gestures.

by Sockington's lackey March 16, 2009

chuff

The pitiful and crumbly remains of a pouch of rolling tobacco used to make a "prison-rollie".

"Have you got a spare roll-up?"
"Nah, only chuff."
"Aww, sick."

by hjc August 20, 2006