chaffing

What may appear to be an unfortunate mishap or series of events, but is usually the predictable consequence of laziness, incompetence or stubbornness.

I think there's been some chaffing over that e-mail Scott sent.

by Isobel Coombes August 7, 2008

Chuffin

Chocolate Muffin.

I want a really big Chuffin.

by Scooty4575 December 18, 2010

chaffing

the state of relaxing casually with one or more partners in a social manner. especially effective when the members of the party are named emily and or/adam. however a good glen can be a welcome compliment to a "chaff" on occasion.

"Chaff off"
"Chaff yourself"
"Motherchaffer"
"."
"Neigh"
"Chaffing man for life"

by Adam Bevan December 13, 2008

Chuffling

Talking complete bollocks and rambling on when your completely sober.

Zero understanding about the context.

Jeff: "I bought a shed yesterday because i couldn't be bothered with a green house."

Sally: "What on earth do you mean?"

Jeff: "I'm not sure myself but i need something in the garden to put my garden tools in, and maybe the car if i'm lucky. Or even i could make it a games room."

Sally: "Stop chuffling Jeff and drink your tea i made you 3 hours ago!"

by Fat Jock April 6, 2009

Chuffinator

Chuffinator- From the root, to chuff. Chuff , to voraciously seek out sexual partners of any orientation for a quick thrill between the sheets. Chuffinator, usually a female, who is supremely successful at chuffing, any time, any place.

" Look Hiram, it's 3 AM . This dive is about to close. The blonde chuffinator is on the prowl, looking for whoever is so snockered they can't see straight or stand anymore. "

by Go with the bro May 19, 2017

cuffing the suspect

To masturbate, to put the prisoner in lockdown

I was in the middle of cuffing the suspect when the phone rang

by shineon February 1, 2008

chuffinch

a type of rare bird that consists solely of buttocks and wings.

gee Matt, look at the arse on that chuffinch

by iki July 24, 2003