crusty ipad kid

that one cocomelon loving 6 year old old whose ipad is constantly encrusted in a thick layer of cheeto dust and snot.

dude that freaking crusty ipad kid just sneezed on his sister!
what do you expect? cocomelon doesn't teach you manners

by ilovecrabrangoons52 March 9, 2022

Crusty Juggler

Crusty Jugglers are members of the traveling community in Ireland and the UK, often known as gypsies, pikeys, tinkers and itinerants.

"Some Crusty Jugglers came to my house trying to sell me pillows today."

by The Crusty Juggler April 17, 2010

Christy Jo

A girl that never backs down and very hardheaded. Known for making guys fall in love with her simply because she can't help but flirt with each one of them. To her, love is something that shouldn't be taken lightly. If you don't mean it, don't say it. Christy Jos are usually found with the guys getting dirty and acting like one of the guys. She doesn't like drama yet her curiosity can't help but get her involved in it. The more you get to know about her, the more you come to realize she isn't as sweet and gentle as she appears to be. Her heart is hard do to her troubled past and has a hard time accepting affection from guys, even her boyfriend. Like most country girls, her heart (what is left of it) belongs to her father, forever and always. After you met her you can't live with her, can't live without her. Given most situations, she's always right so listen to what she has to say. Her passion is in her music. Without it, she would go insane. Also she is beautiful though she has her off days (don't we all?) but doesn't realize it.

There's none other like Christy Jo... it's hard to give an example.

by a1b2c3d4e5f6g7h8 November 11, 2010

Crusty Beard

Sexual act where the woman defecates on the man's mouth, smears the faeces around it creating a "beard" (or smears it on an existing beard) then sprinkles 100's and 1000's on it and licks it off.

Last night Helen gave me a crusty beard! Fuckin hell, that was twisted!

by CrazyGoat826 October 22, 2007

Crusty Jib

When you use a crusty, semen stained, rag as a emergency condom.

Roscoe had to use a crusty jib when he ran out of extra small condoms.

by Lazlow X October 4, 2012

crusty caterpillar

When someone is passed out at a party and you jizz onto one or both of their eyebrows. The jizz is dry and hardened when they awaken.

Trisha passed out at byrds last night and i blew on her eyebrows man. When she woke up she was pissed, looked like she had two crusty caterpillars on her forehead.

by jertel February 15, 2015

Crusty starfish

Its a crusty butthole

Tina has a tasty crusty starfish.

by Surgicalsteve November 11, 2016