Chromebook

A Google-made laptop that runs a Linux-based software. Go to any school, and you'll find students using them. Cannot run .exe files, can't run any game without exploding, and is useless without a fast internet connection. They are generally very quick machines that cost only up to $350.

School Chromebooks tend to lag and crash due to the sheer amount of Google accounts that lazy students don't bother to remove. Open one up at school and you're bound to find a missing key or two, and maybe a wrecked touchpad.

Introducing the new Acer Chromebook C11, now with 1 MB of RAM!

by cap'nobvious December 19, 2018

Chromebook

A crappy laptop that costs from $200 to $1649, has stupid commercials that claim that it has “fast bootup times” because it’s operating system is so light that a Pentium 4 can run it efficiently, says that it has “built in virus-protection” which is basically locking it down so it can’t run Windows or Linux programs, and schools basically taking advantage of its chrome extension and policy editor to lock these devices down even more and take away ALL of your privacy, and finally says that it has “long 12 hour battery life” while you could get a LG Gram, set your windows battery setting to power savings, and then have the same battery life, the same bootup time, and better virus protection than google chrome.

School Adminstrators: It’s time to buy our cheap laptops we get every 5 years. Students, what should we get?
Students: iPads please!
School Administrators: Did we hear $200 Chromebooks? Alright!
Students: Well, that was unexpected

by Grayinator August 28, 2019

saskatchewan chrome

another name for the wonder product, duct tape

Joe's boots had a hole in them so he patched them up with some saskatchewan chrome

by wetcoaster July 8, 2007

google chrome incognito

In other words: PORN TIME!

My parents aren't home tonight. Google Chrome Incognito!!!

by Poobear September 14, 2013

Chrome-John

A synonym for a Google Chromebook

Damn, I forgot to charge my Chrome-John.

by Professor Sauce October 29, 2018

Google Chrome Help Community

A place where kids in school ask "How do I unblock Roblox on a school PC?"

(No I'm fucking serious go take a look for yourself)

Welcome to the Google Chrome Help Community

Categories

Accessing Websites

-how do i unblock roblox on a school pc
- how do i unblock websites
- www.roblox.com

by nice rigger November 17, 2020

suck the chrome off a trailer hitch

A woman who is an expert cocksucker, that she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and make it shine

Chelsey was such an incredible cocksucker, blowjob queen, that she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and make it shine. She had a talent with that suction mouth of her's.

by devildog June 11, 2006