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United States: *Surpasses China in coronavirus cases*
Americans: USA #1!! USA! USA! USA!

The USA was hit by massive protests and riots in major cities following the death of George Floyd, a black man, in Minneapolis, MN. He was killed by police brutality.
USA by cap'nobvious May 31, 2020

Chromebook 

A Google-made laptop that runs a Linux-based software. Go to any school, and you'll find students using them. Cannot run .exe files, can't run any game without exploding, and is useless without a fast internet connection. They are generally very quick machines that cost only up to $350.

School Chromebooks tend to lag and crash due to the sheer amount of Google accounts that lazy students don't bother to remove. Open one up at school and you're bound to find a missing key or two, and maybe a wrecked touchpad.
Introducing the new Acer Chromebook C11, now with 1 MB of RAM!
Chromebook by cap'nobvious December 19, 2018