Possibly one of the hottest myspace whore's about, loves himself to the fucking extreme, uses myspace as a way to express absolutley any feeling/emotion whatsoever.
by andy anuptaphobia February 15, 2008
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absolute bitch should never trust him plays with girls feelings and doesn’t care about anyone else except himself
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by hshabs April 22, 2020
Get the christofer mug.It's a semi-ironic derivative of trve cvlt black metal where the guitar tone is so insanely distorted and compressed that only the highly trained ear can pick up the single notes, so it sounds crusty.
Also, the vocals tend to be pretty fucked up, like, imagine a weird hybrid between hardcore punk shouting and black metal shrieking.
Oh, and it occasionally has some power metal thrown into the mix, but it's so fucked up--i.e. the vocalist won't hit a single note correctly, the composition sounds so completely flat, and the melodies sound like clown music--that it is generally considered funny.
Also, the vocals tend to be pretty fucked up, like, imagine a weird hybrid between hardcore punk shouting and black metal shrieking.
Oh, and it occasionally has some power metal thrown into the mix, but it's so fucked up--i.e. the vocalist won't hit a single note correctly, the composition sounds so completely flat, and the melodies sound like clown music--that it is generally considered funny.
Guy A: "man, Darkthrone 's new sound is shit. I mean, not as in "the shit", no, I mean it's, like, really bad, man"
Guy B: "Yeah, didn't you watch Anthony Fantano 's review of it yet? Apparently, they call it crustcore now. The whole genre is one big mistake."
Guy B: "Yeah, didn't you watch Anthony Fantano 's review of it yet? Apparently, they call it crustcore now. The whole genre is one big mistake."
by knight in filthy, filthy armor February 7, 2019
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Instead of Christcreeps preying, what they really should be doing is praying (especially for the good).
by CelticEagle February 10, 2019
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by Gwen~ March 6, 2022
Get the christorey mug.The time around Christmas that gets people stressed out. Can be used pertaining to the "War on Christmas". What family members feel, knowing they have to interact with each other this holiday. Going shopping in malls, and heavily populated places could cause this stress.
The moment I awoke on black Friday, I felt the Christress kick me in the ass. Megyn Kelly might have been experiencing Christress while blurting out "Santa is white".
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