Person 1: Dude I just jacked in the utility closet, that NO ONE ever enters, but as soon as I started spanking it my boss walked in looking for something. Long story short, I lost my job.
Person 2: Dude, have you never heard of Coomers law? As soon as you started jacking someone was bound to enter.
Person 2: Dude, have you never heard of Coomers law? As soon as you started jacking someone was bound to enter.
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Get the chromer mug.In multiplayer video games, such as Mario Kart 64, the system by which the person who comes in last place on a given race gets to choose the next venue for competition. Originated in Buyers Hall at Princeton University.
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People who post this shit should be put in therapy or be killed in countries like Afghanistan or Mexico.
People who post this shit should be put in therapy or be killed in countries like Afghanistan or Mexico.
Coomer Humor Poster: *wastes all of his Chad energy on putting less effort on a rule 34 video
Chad’s Comment: I think that this video is stupid and unfunny
A Geek’s comment: “I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD LIKE RULE 34 AND PORN BECAUSE YOULL LOVE IT”
Chad’s Comment: I think that this video is stupid and unfunny
A Geek’s comment: “I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD LIKE RULE 34 AND PORN BECAUSE YOULL LOVE IT”
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Get the Coomer Humor mug.A town similar to Nimbin but only worse. (The quality of drugs are higher in Nimbin), Also note that Coomera is wedged somewhere between Gold Coast and Brisbane and is somewhat small with a hopeless infrastructure. It is hope to species such as the dero, gang banger, drug dealer, and low life scum who have spent the last few years in jail. The government also finds coomera as a quality ground for public housing which, as you may guess is home to more deros.
Dude I was at coomera the other day and was shot at by a number of dero inbred scum.
I told you Harry, don't go to coomera any more unless you want to lose your internal organs for sale on the black market, or unless you want to get shot because your wallet contains more that Centerlink food vouchers.
Thanks man i will remember next time
I told you Harry, don't go to coomera any more unless you want to lose your internal organs for sale on the black market, or unless you want to get shot because your wallet contains more that Centerlink food vouchers.
Thanks man i will remember next time
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