cooked chook

someone who is cooked off their head on drugs.

look at this cooked chook

by Levelz31 July 7, 2023

Pince-Nez on a chook

A commonly used phrase in Sydney, Australia ('chook' is Australian slang for chicken), meaning a great idea. Normally an unusual or ingenious idea, solving some kind of problem.

"That's genius mate, Pince-Nez on a chook!"

by SenorVittorio October 4, 2021

last chook

The last chicken in the barrel before you shove it up your ass. This practise is performed mainly by bald, sex-starved men in their Forty's, living in their dad's closet.

He shoved the last chook up his ass and took a bow. Someone hurled a boot at him.

by BastardizeD BottomburP March 29, 2003

ringing the chooks neck

Going to town on yourself with a rubber glove on in the public toilets at Westfield shopping centre.

I heard some bloke in the dunnys ringing the chooks neck today.

what a grub

by Hitso November 29, 2017

Pooka Chook

A hate group targeted to a little asain loster.

dude, that asain is a big ass pooka chook

by JoHannah May 20, 2003

last chook

The art of fondling one's penis so that the testis hang freely to sway ack and forth in a manner that of which can lead to pleasure

by *********** March 29, 2003

Chook

Aussie slang for weed,

Eddie: just go and have some chook man

by brock jones November 11, 2014