choob

a chubby noob that has no life and sits around eating and playing video games until he dies, and he usually lives with his mom until around age 47.

dude i just got pwned
its allright forest is a choob

by brytrick moonarld May 24, 2009

Choob

A person who is a total N00b, but cheers everyone on, sometimes annoyingly but mostly out of the kindness of her heart. a Cheer-n00b if you please.

Team Captain: Well done everyone!
Becky: YAAAY! WOOOO! WOOT! waahoooo!
Team Captain: Becky you are SO the team Choob.

by vigour March 27, 2009

choob

noun. Scottish slang. A "choob" is a tube. Short for tube-steak. A tube steak is a penis. And therefore , anyone who acts like a dick. Can be equally applied to males or females.

"Dinnae bother wi' that guy - he's just a choob."

by peebles76 August 20, 2009

Choob

A Chinese nooblet on a game who you dispise for his assholishness.

Tang is such a Choob.

by fozy April 9, 2007

Choob

The area between your boobs.

That girl has no choob, she has way to much cleavage.

by Victoria Stein January 31, 2005

Choob

Someone who is choosing to be a noob.

(no choob example required)

by 70M July 12, 2007

choob

someone who is part chode, part noob.
(can sometimes describe fat whales)

"You frickn' choob! Stop getting fatter!"

by bad.ass.db October 9, 2008