Choffing

The art of choffing is for a female to vigorously pound herself at a rate of pace not normally known to man. Usually when the choff is finished, the womans hand is completely coated in a mix of cum and blood. Tasty.

Girl 1 (Phone) : Hey, you sound in pain, what's wrong?

Girl 2: Oh, i'm just choffing myself off, my vagina is caning!

by LewinsB April 24, 2011

choffe

See chauff, though this is the correct spelling.

Billy, rake the leaves.

Oh choffe, mom! *shoots*

by mandaf June 21, 2006

Choffing

1. To take the piss, tease or make a joke

2. To flirt outrageously

1. Na bru, I didn't really see Angelina Jolie, I'm just choffing you!

2. Dude! She just showed you her boobs! She was totally choffing you!

by marsisafag March 9, 2010

Choff

Stupid, Silly, Lame

Something that sucks

That's some choff ass shit.

by Don Gato June 2, 2003

choff

to wastefully torch a bowl of marijuana

oh, man! you choffed my last bud of KB!

by BJT9000 November 15, 2002

chofa

When a penis (usually a chode) is so big you can sit on it.

Gal: I knew my boyfriend had a chode, but i didn't know it was a chofa!

by ChuckeCheese May 20, 2012

Choffer

Someone choking on semi

Choff is choking on semi, what a choffer

by Jukeboxjedi July 21, 2019