Point Chiseler

Someone (usually a perfectionist) who isn't satisfied with his/her grade on something such as a paper, and therefore proceeds to go to the professor to try to acquire (chisel) extra points on the scale of 1-5.

same as a point beggar/orphan who begs the prof for scraps of points to add to his/her grade.

"That girl Neha is such a point chiseler. She got an 81 on her paper and she's going to bother the professor to get an 83."

by bhonder April 12, 2010

Jizz Chisel

(Noun): Penis, slang for the male sex organ. See also ham candle, and/or beef bayonet and/or skin chime.

"Dude! She's definitely into you...maybe you should hit her with the old jizz chisel..."

by Throbinwilliams May 9, 2019

Chisel chin

A bloke with large and pointy chin that could to break rocks

Jesus mate you've got a right chisel chin

by Melldawg June 11, 2018

Chiseled cunt

A female bodybuilder who is also a raving, lunatic bitch; also defines any male/female on steroids who acts like a child, or a pussy.

"Ew, see Julie over there? She's on so many 'roids, she's a chiseled cunt!"
Also, "Good gracious, Taylor Lautner is such a chiseled cunt! He's built but still acts like a pussy!"

by Kendromeda September 24, 2011

piss chisel

To pee into the toilet to try remove and remove someone elses skid marks

Eddie - Don't you hate it when you go to pee and there are skid marks in the bowl?
Merv - Yeah Dude, and you have to use the piss chisel to try and remove them!

by Birko01 September 7, 2013

Tongue chisel

When a domesticated animal (typically a dog)drinks water from the toilet bowl and then licks the skid marks clean that were left behind after someone just dropped a stanley steamer in the toilet.

"Gross, Maggie the Great Dane just tongue chiseled the skid marks in Queen Latifa's toilet!

by Fixie4life January 7, 2010

butt chisel

An extremely hard and compacted turd that "chisels" the butt.

"man, after that 12 hour flight, I dropped a butt chisel in the nearest available toilet.

by black coyote December 16, 2009