Child

A sub-human creature that, with time and luck, may grow to become human. The inevitable result of repeatedly having unprotected sex.

I would not kill a man without being heavily provoked, but a child? They're not even human yet.

by Blackwolf Morrow August 21, 2005

child

See wordyoungin/word.

by Anonymous February 12, 2003

Child

A non-human animal. When the child turns 18 they automatically become human. Children are not allowed to watch pornography, buy alcohol, smoke cigarettes, vote, drive (without owners permission), serve in a human military such as the Army, or do many other human only things. For more information please look up slavery.

17 Year Old Child: I can't wait till I turn human tomorrow!

by AOM August 15, 2008

child

Synonym for demon.

I can definitely wait until parenthood.

by Cortana Dragoon September 5, 2005

Childe

A wild species found in the weightroom of Nahroes house

Waachiim SpiritWolf is a childe

by Batman55555 November 27, 2013

Child

Probably named Colton. Has mommy and daddy do everything for him. Cries when nothing goes his way.

Dude, stop being such a child.

by therealslimshaddy December 24, 2018

Child

Generally used to describe a miniature human being, besides "little midget", but has many other uses; what someone might use to call their friends when they want to be a jackass and annoy the shit out of them.

"Good day, children." I say, as I walk towards my friends at the bus stop, a grin clear on my face.

My friends stop their conversation between each other, and turn to face me, a glare forming on their faces.

"Hmph. Clearly you aren't amused by my fabulousness..." I pout, crossing, my arms over my chest and stomping my foot like the child I am.

by Kaito Rin November 30, 2017