Chavanese

The official language of chavs.

Talk to a chav, and you will hear chavanese.

by Arse Bandit June 11, 2006

Chavampire

Vampires who love Burberry and will suck the life out of you by spraying you with Lynx. Allergic to rock music, they find their power in heavy gold jewellery (hooped earrings for the females, thick chains for the males). If their power source is stolen or taken, they will scream “You’re well gonna get beatin’s!” before bursting into flames and dying.

The chavampire howled in pain as a spork was thrust through its' intestines.

by Freakything May 12, 2007

Chavalingus

The latest in extreme sports, chavalingus involves seeking a chavette in order to muff dive on her, fully in the knowledge that you will catch multiple STI's.

"Jimmy, what the fuck is that on your lip?!"

"You wouldn't believe it, Pete and I were having some chavalingus with the local scum last night; I ended up with herpes and he ended up with gonorrhoea in his eye"

by Roofus Wainwright June 14, 2007

Chava

Chava is someone who is very energetic and always loves to party, she loves to dance and sing . She’s stunning inside and out . Everyone loves her . Chava will always be there for u in any time weather she’s mad at u or loves u if u need her she’s got u under any circumstance. Chava has light brown hair and dark eyes. She is one for the books . She’s very into trends and always looks good . She’s got spunk like no other . Any boy is lucky to have Chava

Do u know Chava?

yes she’s gorgeous and fun

by Keeth deld August 18, 2019

Chavant

Chavant is a pitiful excuse for a town in Hampshire, England. It is the crime central of the south and everyone who lives ther should be shot. It is often referred to as Chavant because of a large percentage of the population are chavs.

'Hey want to go into town?'
'Yeah sure, but not Chavant, we might get stabbed.'

by MrHerbert January 21, 2013

Chavalanche

Dat mob of chavs that come towards you
A group of thugs or chavs- often running at a high speed

Dat manky club-it's a chavalanche in there!
Teen mo fos are coming, run for da lives it's a chavalanche!

by User_87 December 14, 2014

Venae Cavae

Either of two large veins that drain blood from the upper & lower body and empty into the right atrium of the heart.

"Hey Doc, when you cut me open, could you show me my venae cavae?"
"...F*ck that, just put this mask on."

by Ryusake May 13, 2005