chuff box

Nasty, hairy pussy that smells like ass. Janet Reno has one. Don't ask.


See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hatchet wound, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni

That chuff box has health code violations.

by T. J. October 30, 2003

Chaff

In politics, a countermeasure to Free Speech protections whereby threatening information is discredited by associating it with already-discredited information.

Citizen journalists are publishing articles about how our healthcare reform bill is really designed to work in favor of our interests and at the expense of minorities! We can't censor them! Quick! Publish a bunch of Chaff about UFOs and a Flat Earth and link it to their sites! That way it'll look like only conspiracy theorists view this kind of stuff and no one will take it seriously!

Yes, I know that when you see this book about the War on Amazon it says that all the customers also purchased books about Nazism and Holocaust denial, but that's just Chaff intended to make it look guilty by association.

by Forgiver July 25, 2017

Duff Chuff

basically getting a girl up the duff and then sucking the baby out through a straw when possible

i fucking did the duff chuff to chelsea leigh last night

by ryan926 January 12, 2009

chuffage

smoking pot, marijuana, weed, grass

You want to partake in some chuffage?

by KristenRojo November 22, 2006

chauffeur

A man who is a free ride for a woman. He pay's for everything and provides transportation but gets nothing in return.

Jack: "Connor, what the hell!"
Connor: "What."
Jack: "Dude, you are being a total chauffeur for Kelly."
Connor: "Awww, shit."

by eatinthehippie23 February 27, 2009

chuff

anglo-slang for snatch, vagina.

"How's the weather in Phoenix?"

"Dryer than a nun's chuff."

by ixnay5 October 8, 2005

Chuffed to Bits

The act of masturbating with a high quality watch strapped around ones penis (you must have small wrists to accomplish this). During this high sexual performance a man will attempt to ejaculate or have sex with his hand bound to his penis by a high class watch. Perforation of the genitals is common during this activity bleeding, vomiting, and diarrhea are all common side effects

One may insert additional watches in their rectum to achieve a larger orgasm.

"Hey mate I was just Chuffed to Bits over that watch you let me borrow"

"Dude that is disgusting just keep the damn watch"

"O I M8 thank you bruva!"

by willnotcallyou November 23, 2019