Someone who states something that is extremely obvious to the rest of us.
A person who is a little slower than the rest of us only to bring something to our attention way after it already happens.
A person who is a little slower than the rest of us only to bring something to our attention way after it already happens.
C.O.- Hey ya'll the sky is blue!
U.S.- Thanks for the update Captian Obvious!
C.O.- That whore gave me the clap.
U.S.- No shit Captian Obvious that why she didn't charge you!
U.S.- Thanks for the update Captian Obvious!
C.O.- That whore gave me the clap.
U.S.- No shit Captian Obvious that why she didn't charge you!
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A proposed scenario where, during sex, the vaginal muscles suddenly close around the penis, lodging it in the vagina and keeping it stuck there. It's been said that, should this occur, even after the errection dies down, it would require surgery to fix this. No real occurence has happened thus far.
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She's a lover and a fighter, very artistically talented and is really laid back and easy going, yet also a driven, passionate, and spiritual woman.
She is a true friend, and sticks to her morals and values through her actions and word.
She is a lil tremptress, and men can't resist her. Usually in a relationship, and is a long lasting companion. Disrepect her and you will be left for the dust.
She's a lover and a fighter, very artistically talented and is really laid back and easy going, yet also a driven, passionate, and spiritual woman.
She is a true friend, and sticks to her morals and values through her actions and word.
She is a lil tremptress, and men can't resist her. Usually in a relationship, and is a long lasting companion. Disrepect her and you will be left for the dust.
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