chalga

Very famous music in Bulgaria, almost 80 percent of the deluded citizens of the country listen to it. It's a mixture of Turkish and gipsy music usually performed by women that are dressed like whores. In Bulgaria children at the age of 7 start listening to that music and use it's abusive words in real life which makes them really awful, Chalga is the scum that destroys every last drop of humanity in people and restricts them from thinking as normal human beings. Chalga fans are usually heavily drunk people on parties, weddings, chalga clubs (which are numerous in Bulgaria), and small children under the age of 18 which are pliable to have sex on the age of 13 influenced by the lyrics of chalga. With a few words, chalga is the dreg of society.

(Performed by a woman chalga singer, the song is very famous.)

Take me to some local pub
and start ordering
and for me start a fight
violently drive
on red traffic light
do something crazy with me
we're gonna do crazy things tonight

by Rafaelo April 11, 2005

Timothée Chalamet

The HOTTEST piece of ass to EVER exist. This man will RUIN your life. Everything I know and love is him. HE IS EVERYTHING.

Armie: Hey bro why do you keep listening to "Love My Way"?
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP. Timothée Chalamet MADE ME.

by starfleuri December 12, 2020

chalga

Chalga is some kind of music which most of bulgarian people listen to shake their ass.The musicians are mainly low-intelligent blondies with big SILICONE tits named like dirty porn stars: Gergana, Ivana, Gloria, Maria and etc.
The lyrics are uniform ,the music sound like horse neighing.The "singers" are ungifted and sound like gipsy shit!!!

Chalga :
Take off your sailor's T-shirt,
and I will show you my blue undies

by Manuella July 18, 2008

Chalice

chal·ice
/ˈCHaləs/
noun
a large cup or goblet, typically used for drinking wine.

I like to drink my coffee from a chalice. It makes me feel important.

by kaosmoker September 30, 2018

chalga

CHALGA is a mixture of Serbian, Gypsie, Greek and Turkish music that is very popular amongst Bulgarian truck drivers, wood workers, waiters, undereducated persons and working class individuals as a whole.
No one can explain the CHALGA phenomenon - the strangest thing about it being the lack of any Bulgarian roots in the CHALGA subculture and still its high popularity in Bulgaria only. Bulgarians tend to like other Balkan peoples' shitty Oriental music and at the same time seem to ignore their own beautiful European folk music.
The word CHALGA has Turkish or Gypsie roots and it means a small orchestra of drunk gypsie musicians, making shitty noise in the middle of the night.
The CHALGA subculture has its own trade mark way of dressing - it is the pimp/prostitute fashion style.
Men should look tough and shuld be covered in golden jewelry while women should look as dumb as possible and should be dressed in a way corresponding to the style of the shittiest prostitute on the road side.
Bulgarian CHALGA musicians get inspired by mustached Turkish crap-eaters and Serbian big-boobed whores.
Fuck knows why...

"Hide na chalga parti u Planyeta Painyer!" - Let's go to a chalga party at Pioneer Planet.

by fukktor April 10, 2005

Chaliece

the sweetest and most caring individual ever to grace your presence.

"She's such a Chaliece. She really cares about people."

by lalablahblah121234 September 5, 2011

Chalica

Title used to describe someone of absolute importance. One of the many acts a chalica partakes in is eating cremora with no drink however the title "Chalica" is only gifted to the most elite of people.

The phrase made its first appearance in the early 20's

Person1: do you enjoy dry cremora?
Person2: yes i do. I'm quite the chalica.
Person1: you're not special enough!

by Evanstasia dawg diggity August 2, 2020