Chattyfat

A flaming homosexual that talks way too much and is EXTREMELY obese

Daniel C. is a perfect example of a chattyfat

by Daniel Chuchmen August 11, 2008

chatty charley

Asshole who talks nonstop but tells a woman she talks too much.

Did you hear him tell me to shut up!? Mother fuckin chatty charley...

by Double standard February 24, 2014

Crafty chandler

A sneeky finger up the bum

I slipped him a crafty chandler

by Ozë August 29, 2016

Chatty Charlie

Someone who won't shut up.

Chatty Cathy's self important brother.

Interchangeable with Chatty Cathy, but sometimes also implying someone who talks over people, even when the other person has something more relevant to say.

Hey Chatty Charlie, just because you won't stop talking doesn't mean we haven't figured out you've got nothing to say!

by La Regulatrice July 29, 2016

Crafty Boys

Not to be confused with “Crispy Boys”, Crafty Boys are essentially craft beers.

Brad: Hey Chad, did you pick up some nice crafty boys for poker night?
Chad: haha yeah bro I got some IPAs, a couple oatmeal stouts, and some hefeweizens. I’m ready for a kind of okay evening 😀

by westernkentuckian June 4, 2019

Chafey

Course. Rough.

My old lady was bitchin that we were out of TP. I told her to use up the coffee filters. She said they were too chafey!!! Shower curtain here we come!!!

by MrAngry76 April 4, 2020

COVID-crafty

Adjective describing a person who is forced to become crafty by COVID-19 sequestering: e.g., issuing copycat sidewalk chalk art projects to their kids, darning socks instead of braving Costco, baking.

I tried repeatedly to explain that I am the opposite of a crafty Pinterest mom. I have zero creativity. I am only COVID-crafty.

by Preacher-Man April 3, 2020