cellphone

cell phone

by Anonymous April 10, 2003

cellphonia demensia

To have obcessive use of one's cellphone, Blackberry, etc. resulting in distancing themselves from others including family, girlfriends/boyfriends, and work related issues. Can be a deadly disease for if prolonged exposure to cellphonia demensia occurs, U could totall-e b talk-ing lik dis, on your English final. And that sucks. Alot

Karen went to the doctors after getting a F on her English final, fearing the worst. After a quick examination, the doctor was able to conclude that Karen had cellphonia demensia, and that she would be scared for life.

by Saint of Suburbia December 29, 2007

Cellphone

When you have a partial erection, but someone thinks it's a cell phone in your pocket.

"Is that your cellphone?" asked the headmaster. "No, it's my boner," responded Ricky Red Pants.

by Ricky Red Pants August 6, 2010

cellphowned

1. To successfully pull off some sort of a prank involving calling another person's cell phone, usually from a masked number (for instance, via relay).

2. To be struck by a cell phone, preferably in the face, in such a forceful manner that one could only it as describe as being owned.

"Hey, I just relayed Dan, from work, and left him a sweet message."
"What'd you say?"
"I had the operator tell him I was from the corporate office, and if he wanted a promotion then he needs to help me wipe my butt, and then I layed down a nice freestyle about my favorite vegetables."
"Man, that's ridiculous. He'll know it was you."
"No way, I totally cellphowned him."

by WonkerSmack July 31, 2006

Cellphone Commitment

The commitment made when a couple decides to join cellphone plans into one. This sometimes has significant ramifications when the relationship goes south.

Casey felt the wrath of early termination fees when his live-in girlfriend went crazy and decided to not pay her portion of the bill. Turns out the cellphone commitment was just too much.

by gizzmo696 December 7, 2010

Cellphone popo

The coworkers at your job that take it upon themselves to prosecute those who do not abide by the no-cellphone policy.

Amy, the chief of cellphone popo busted me red handed last night. Im just waiting for my pink slip.

by omegastrike June 8, 2011

Cellphone

Something Drakes ex used when she needed his love

You used to call me on my cellphone late night when you need my love

by Holographicxflower May 5, 2016