ceeran

A teenage boy who looks like a middle aged woman from a distance

Hey theres cherie blair. or wait, Ceeran!!!

by not groomi December 28, 2005

CERAIAH

CERAIAH is the nicest, prettiest ,and most big tiddy bitch you will ever meet

she will always ask you for answers on tests and she'll always ask you for food and SHE WONT EVER BREAK GIRL CODE UNLIKE SO OF HER "FRIENDS"

gir 1 l:did you see ceraiah pants today?
girl 2: OMG yes she has such a phat ass!
girl 3: i wish i was built like that shes so pretty.

by hogwartsfan17 March 30, 2023

Kinky Ceara's Kiwi Kitchen

Open air strip club. Specifically for truckers, australians and people from south texas. Free breakfast + beer before 7am with every lap dance.

I got a hot-carl and some pancakes at Kinky Ceara's Kiwi Kitchen last night.

by D-money October 1, 2004

Carpe Ceravisi

This is the latin for "seize the beer!" and can be used in general conversation.

a: Man... my girlfriend left me!
b: Carpe Ceravisi my friend!

by The Spooky Twigg October 29, 2004

the cerrato

The sexual act of inserting your thumb in a woman's vagina and causing maximum excitement for the female. It can only be referred to itself if the action causes the female to orgasm successfully.

Bob totally gave Sally the cerrato last night. I heard her screaming in the other room.

by thatoneguyyouknow October 16, 2009

Michael Cera

Hollywood's worst victim of typecasting, next to Jennifer Aniston.

I don't know if it has to do with his acting ability, or if he's just surrounded by lousy screenwriters. But this guy plays a nerdy, awkward-yet-lovable wallflower in every fucking movie he's ever been in, singlehandedly turning the character into an annoying cliche.

Everyone hates him now.

Michael Cera stars as Michael Cera in the following movies:

Superbad
Juno
Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist
Paper Heart
Year One
Youth in Revolt
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

by relates345034869345834958 August 23, 2010

Cerrato

To be jewed, or screwed over

A jewfro

Damn, its about time for bev to cut that cerrato.

by Houston Little May 11, 2008