catworm

A cat that curls its legs and tail under its body so it resembles a fluffy worm.

Look at Catsby! He looks like a Catworm!

by swencer November 14, 2016

Catzoned

The deepest level of frienzone, the catzone. You are thought of as a cat by the person who put you in the zone.

Alice catzoned that guy HARD!

by ColdVibe February 16, 2019

Catronavirus

when one can not stop bitching in a 24 hr time period

ie. constant complaints, turning to dust at midnight, bifocal necessity

Oh, you see Karen over there complaining non stop? She must have caught the catronavirus.

Did Karen just ask for a manager? She must have the catronavirus

Me: Have you spoken to Karen lately?
Bob: Yeah, she complains a lot!
Me: Do you think she caught the catronavirus?
Bob: I don't know but stay away from her sarcophagus!

by the monkey handler March 7, 2020

Catwomened

When a women or posse of women rob you while you're drunk and horny

"What happened to you?"

"I got drunk and horny, and they catwomened me!"

by BigPhatLubbet July 31, 2021

Junk-cation

Out-of-town travel for the primary purpose of visiting an automotive salvage yard on multiple consecutive days. Usually refers to self-serve or pick-a-part junkyards, where customer labor is required to procure purchases. On a typical junk-cation, you'll drive to the city with the awesome junkyard, spend the whole day pulling parts, crash at a motel, then come back the next day and do it again.

I'm going to Chilliwack this weekend and I think I'll make a junk-cation of it. There's just too much in that yard to do all in one day.

by tailypoe October 11, 2008

Catwoman

Catwoman is one of the oldest antiheroes around. Born Selina Kyle, she has lived in Gotham city her entire life. Some comics state she has a sister, Maggie. Her most common allies include her best friend Holly, and her fellow Gotham City Sirens Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy. She has an on/off romantic thing with Batman. Selina is an incredibly complex person, who was traumatized at a young age. She’s one of the worlds best thieves, a skill she learned when she was left as an orphan and needed to steal basic necessities to survive. Some comics claim she spent time in a home ran by a literal psychopath, Madam something. I think there was a mention of gypsies. Anyway, the simple way to remember her backstory is her Mom died, Shortly after her Dad did too, and she was left alone and ended up being homeless until she began stealing things and selling them to make enough money to survive. She continued her career of stealing, befriended Holly, and eventually somehow got caught up with Batman and Harley and all the other superheroes and villains. While she’s considered to be a villain, she lacks the evilness or desire to cause pain that someone like Lex Luther does. Catwoman is known as a modern day comic sex symbol, mostly due to her tight suit she wears on her adventures. She has many different hair styles and colors, and green eyes. She is horribly portrayed in all films ever and there is nothing good to be said about TV.

Catwoman stole a diamond from the Gotham Museum last night!

by Camilla N. March 21, 2018

Stay-cation

A Stay-cation is something you do when your broke. You can't go on a real or proper vacation out of town, so you just stay at home. You take a stay-cation when you get a fake promotion or No-motion ( promotion with no money). You go to Mickey D's or KFC around town and not the Charthouse in Maui. You eat burgers and chicken wings and not prime rib. It's not all that bad because you can catch up on all the "honey do" projects your spouse saved for you through out the year and you don't miss your favorite TV shows.

Hey everyone, I'm celebrating my No-motion by going on a stay-cation right here at home...How nice!

by ****Dr Dave April 16, 2010