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Carlos Mencia

a comedian of Honduran-German descent, calling himself Mexican, who considers himself controversial and funny
Bob- "Did you see Carlos Mencia last night? What a funny Mexican. He shows its okay to use the word beaner."
Carlos- "What are you talking about? He's not even Mexican. Dumb ass!"
by ChinaGirl September 24, 2005
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CARLOS MENCIA

Joke Stealer...
According to George Lopez Joe Rogan and EVERY COMEDIAN OUT THERE.
half german half hoduran real name Ned Holtess
Carlos Mencia' (aka Ned Holtess) stupid "DUH DUH DUUUUUH!" catch prase will curse us all just like the "wasssuuuuup" fiasco of the late 90's
by Diego Mejia July 21, 2008
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Carlos Ray Norris

Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris was born in 1940, the year of the Dragon. His name that he is most commonly referred to is Chuck Norris, the man who many people consider a God. His counterpart is Asian-American Bruce Lee, who was born the exact same year. Carlos, or "Chuck" is most known for his ROUND-HOUSE kicks and his many other impossible feats. In real life, Chuck Norris has the highest degree of Black Belt in Tai kwon do, being the first white man to achieve this status
Guy 1: Hi Carlos Ray Norris!
Norris: *roundhouse kicks him* I don't like smartasses....
by 64hyp64 October 25, 2009
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Carlos D.

Bassist of NYC band Interpol. Part pseudo Goth, part Latin lover, part new wave wonder and quite possibly the most flashy and stylish member of Interpol. The vampire bassist also has rumored to have given some guy's chick herpes, and the guy ain't too happy about it.
Person 1: Who's that vampire Nazi DJing?
Person 2: Carlos D.
by LolaLola August 31, 2005
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Carlos Mencia

A fat wanna be rascist that tries to ride chapelles would be time slot with stupid punchlines and inane sketches. someone who irritates everyone else
person #1: man look at that retarted son of a bitch over there trying desperately to be funny.

person #2: yeah what a carlos mencia
by aaron12412 July 28, 2008
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Carlos Mencia

born Ned Arnell Holness October 22, 1967. Comedian, Actor, Writer, and Television Show Host.
Took the stage name Carlos Mencia in the early-mid 90's and started performing his stand-up comedy act in the L.A. comedy scene at venues such as The Comedy Store and The L.A. Cabaret. Throughout the years, Mencia has released 7 CD's, 4 televised comedy specials, and has various television cameo appearances. Mencia finally got a regualar weekly half-hour slot on Comedy Central called Mind of Mencia in June of 2005.
Mencia's comedy is highly controversial. His general material focus is race, religion, and social class. He also pokes fun at the physically handicapped, and the mentally impaired. The vast majority of the American viewing public dislike Carlos Mencia's routine, and not because of his offensive conduct- but because of his lack of comedic talent. His loud, in-your-face presentation and delivery seem to upset more people than make them laugh. Also, his material is not broad. He stays away from other popular issues, and sticks with race.
People that like Mencia feel that his critics dislike him because of his controversial material, when actually they(WE) dislike him because of his poor delivery, his obnoxious presentation, and his narrow range of material.
I'd rather sit on a bed of dicks and have you piss on my face than watch Carlos Mencia perform.
by bullfr0g June 11, 2006
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Not at the table, Carlos

A line from The Hangover which has become a commonly used slogan by the movie's fans. The line is spoken by Zach Galifianakis' character when he uses the baby's arm to pantomime masturbation. The phrase need not be used in context; it possesses a non-sequitur, esoteric quality similar to "Free Bird!"
Joe: I'm so sick of my parents fighting all the time.
Bill: Not at the table, Carlos!
by Phatasmagoria July 1, 2009
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