Angry Caterpillar

n. A soft penis that has pubic hair stuck to it after cumming inside of a hairy vagina and has attracted some of the hair on its way out. When the penis is no longer hard and is covered with the hair it looks like an angry caterpillar.

I was having sex with this girl last night and when I pulled out my cock was looking like an angry caterpillar.

by Vnnami222 May 3, 2012

caterpillar brows

When someones eyebrows are so big and bushy, they look like they could crawl off of the persons face.

"Oh my God, look at that guys caterpillar brows!"

by Mizz AB January 3, 2008

caterpillar-sex

A chain of men, standing in a circle are having simultanious anal sex with each other. To accomodate this, the uneven members of the chain provide the movement, while the rest remains stationairy.
The phenomenon is said to look like a caterpillar.
Caterpillar-sex is said to be extremely pleasureable, but it takes a lot of practice.

"At a kinky party, Matthijs meets the people he found on the internet to have caterpillar-sex with."
"I want to caterpillar you at the gay-bar"

by Ireentje September 12, 2006

caterpillar killer

Someone who inhales a large chunky line of cocaine.

"Ima caterpillar killer'", said the rap artist from the Fillmoe.

by killafuffin August 23, 2011

angry caterpillar

When you're fucking a girl with a hairy snatch and you cum in here snatch. And when you pull out your sticking dong some of her pubes get stuck to your dong. When you lose your hard on your dong looks like an angry caterpillar.

Ey I was fucking this girl last night and when I pulled out my cock came out looking like an angry caterpillar.

by Nico The Italian Stallion December 19, 2008

Fuzzy Caterpillar

When a girl is sucking a guy off and he blows in her mouth, but she doesnt swallor, so his dick is all sticky. He then pulls out of her mouth, rips some of her pubes out and sprinkles them on his dick. He then wiggles around like a caterpillar.
Invented by Trevor Stoltz

I was bored last night so after I got head I pulled a fuzzy caterpillar.

by Cabana Boy July 28, 2004

Stealth Caterpillar

The act of sneakily crossing a large distance in a sleeping bag because one is too lazy to leave it and walk. In order to become the LEGENDARY Stealth Caterpillar you MUST do the 'inching' movement that caterpillars are known for. You must also be incredibly sketchy and stealthy.

Being a Stealth Caterpillar is a prestigious station and the capability to be in such an occupation generally limited to theatre technicians.

Bob- "Stan, it's the middle of the night. What are you doing?"
Stan- "Well, I'm being a Stealth Caterpillar on my way to the restroom."
Bob- "You're not inching."
Stan- "What?"
Bob- "You are not inching."
Stan- "Well I don't see how that really makes a--
Bob- "You are not worthy!"

by SketchyMcGee April 19, 2011