Catholic School

Hell on Earth. Run while you still can

Gary: Aw dude it really sucks that you go to Catholic school. That's such a hellhole
Ren: I know dude! It draws so much attention away from my Satanic rituals!
Gary:...
Gary: Wanna make out in the church?
Ren: Hell yes

by bluuskkye77 September 23, 2018

St. Joseph Catholic School

A school full of weird ass kids and HOLY hoes.

YOU DONT WANT TO GO TO ST. JOSEPH CATHOLIC SCHOOL.

by your fav hoe August 9, 2018

catholic priest

A word for which the acronym is CP.

That catholic priest was watching CP on his PC

by Lollerc0a5t3r March 2, 2011

Catholic kid-fuck

The latest Vatican Olympic sporting event...

Ladies and gentlemen, quiet please on the field for the next event the Catholic kid-fuck.
On your mark, pants down...Sin!

by YAWA March 13, 2019

Cape Catholic

A person who olny attends church on four holidays Christmas, Ash Wednesday, Palm Sunday, and Easter!

Eg.

What religon are you?
I am a Cape Catholic.

by Bong Hitz Crew December 7, 2010

serra catholic

A bitch ass school

I would hate to go to Serra catholic.

by Borat696978 September 17, 2017

A.P. Catholic

An Ash Wednesday-Palms Sunday (A.P.) catholic is really not a practicing catholic, but rather somebody who claims that they are. In reality, they only go to church on Ash Wednesday and Palms Sunday because they get something in return.

Who are those people in front of us? I've never seen them before" "They're A.P. Catholics." "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! That explains it.

by drummerboy97 March 26, 2011