casket ready

When you’re dressed too formal that it looks like you’re ready for a wake/funeral.

Jeez look at Kevin’s suit he looks casket ready.

by LitToFit May 12, 2018

I'd have your ass in a casket

An expression used when someone asks a hateful or hurtful question or does something hateful, drastic, etc.

See also: I will fight you. Right in the face., i will cut you, I WILL BUST YOU, or I will choke you with your own asshole!!!.

Girlfriend: "What would you do if I cheated on you?"
Boyfriend: "I'd have your ass in a casket."

or

Guy #1: "I'm going to fuck your girlfriend."
Guy #2: "I'll have your ass in a casket!"

by Lacey Smiley January 13, 2011

Casketface

means Looking Long face (looking sad,hurt, or pouty face)

Dat nigga got a Casketface after I waved dat Draco.

by Allahatopia November 19, 2018

Casket jumping

When your fucking a dead body before it goes into the ground and jumping out at the last minute.

Dude did you see Sebastian go casket jumping last weak. Lucky basterd

by ROB56456 May 31, 2020

clam casket

Similar to an actual casket but this one is made specifically for a vagina after a severe pounding or long drawn out passionate intercourse

(As she gets up to use the restroom) Man you're limp is pretty severe, seems like you're going to need a clam casket these next couple days..

by Loycen April 25, 2017

Closed casket

When a man that spits booty chatter. Finds another way to end his pause moment and closed the casket. Similar to being in a closed closet

closed casket - to close casket of a person after using the word booty chatter

by Untrill bill July 11, 2019

Okay Casket

An Antwanism. Can literally be a response to any statement.

Isabel said that she drove by a funeral home and it appeared to be popping off. Antwan replied “okay casket 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾“

by Teehee97 December 1, 2020