Carl

Carl is the true god of this realm. He watches over all of the peasants and makes sure the world is peaceful. Is a vileplume and also is owned by Alphaaaaaaaaa.
Man I sure love Carl.
by AllHailCarl November 23, 2018
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A person who will do anything just to gain attention.
Oftentimes no one wants to be friends with him.
He is annoying and clueless about anime.
I hate Carl. Honestly! He is annoying!
by Cat Intensifies January 27, 2020
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When i first met Carl i did not have a clue about what i was getting into. Nor could i even imagine what feelings i was capable of. What started off as uncommitted fun flirty superficial playtime slowly turned into hard up and down angels and demons tragic beauty painful bliss. I won't go into detail but Carl surely had a huge impact on me and the way i see things.
Maybe i was too immature to appreciate him, too scared of getting hurt, too insecure, too too too
What i know now is that Carl was the best thing ever happened to me (along with my beautiful kids), the time was not right, our minds were not ripe, it made me refuse to ever say goodbye.
Carl, know that I value you immensely and will do so continuously whatever happens.
by Krkič May 31, 2019
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A homicidal sociopath llama, who has an unnerving cravin for death and human flesh, known to have single handedly killed hundreds of thousands of people. Some crimes include a nuclear bomb strike on an entire city and the sinking of a cruise ship
by Epickiller10 February 03, 2015
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Carl, is a type of guy who’s always cracking bad jokes, making puns or never take a situation serious.
(This term is mostly used in the military.)
Carl looking through binoculars: negative sir, no fucks located.
Sergeant: shut the fuck up, Carl!

Flips tank:
Carl: like a good neighbor, State farm is there.
Sergeant: shut up, Carl!
by Subscribetobirdman April 27, 2018
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A boy age 11-15 who never stays in the house and is a bad ass kiking zombie/walker slayer and is The Kid
by alex4444 April 05, 2015
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A useless person that's knows nothing about everything! Thinks he's always right!
Oh that Carl is chatting crap again.
by Jinmyd February 24, 2015
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