craptitude

A measurment of how bad someone has to crap.

When I woke up this morning I had to shit so bad my craptitude must have been at 95%.

by fader0003 July 29, 2008

Calitude

Someone's attitude after they visit or live in California. Typically someone with a demanding attitude along with some pretentiousness.

Ricky! You got a Calitude now!

by David Cholley July 31, 2017

Cratitude

When you are filled with so much gratitude that you have the overwhelming desire to cry

Michele was filled with cratitude for her team as she claimed the award she had earned thanks to her team.

by M&J Visions, Inc May 13, 2018

RAPTITUDE

When your seemingly straight-laced friend suddenly busts out a surprisingly precise rendition of an obscure rap song, replete with accurate lyrics and gesticulation performed in a manner that might indicate a level of previously unforeseen cross-culture credibility.

Dude busted out a mean "Straight Outta Compton", boys got some raptitude .

by Ghost-Sway June 25, 2019

Catitude

ie- Milk Titties
One who lactates milk from their nipples, despite being of the male gender. This milk titty juice can be rendered into a refreshing beverage.

"Posting in a milk titties thread."

"Catitude's nips, lol."

by The Vestibule Archiver April 28, 2009

Catitude

Hissy and pissy demeanor when you're about to become a father once again and are stressing from lack of nicotine.

Josh hasn't had a cigarette in a while and he's starting to develop a real catitude at work.

by Bertomanfred January 16, 2018

crapitude

1. The amount of "suck" held in a single fantasy basebal team.

Tom's team is total crapitude!

by The Jesus April 1, 2004