canton, MI

the most boring place you could ever live

Dude1:hey what do you want to do today?
Dude2:idk we could go to the nowhere and do nothing.

canton, MI

by boredcantoner August 20, 2011

cantor

title for one who has never kissed a girl, nor has any intention to.

Guy: Yo you think john got with that girl from the bowling alley?

Tuck: Nah definitely not hes a total cantor.

by thetuckmeister June 6, 2011

cantomania

noun: the uncontrollable urge to sing

John sings karaoke on such a regular basis, that he is apt to develop cantomania.

by la riccia January 10, 2006

Cantored

Shaving your head to the point where you are as bald as Jim Cantore from The Weather Channel.

I took a razor and shaved all my hair off like a badass. Dude, I'm totally Cantored.

by Boomer Radley August 9, 2012

Canton Wafflehouse

A sexual act when the man (or woman) shits in a waffle iron, cooks it, then forces his or her parter to eat half while fucking that partner with the remaining half.

"Did you hear? Dekoda gave Dustin a canton wafflehouse at the party last night."

by Funnyman37 November 1, 2016

Carnuto

A word used by semi retarded children to make themselves sound smarter. Supposedly it means to hide. Also the name of one sad man in texas.

Retard: Why do you continue to Carnuto my words?

Retard 2: I'm hiding. I'm in Carnuto.

by Raymond Zani March 6, 2010

Canton, MI

A city in Michigan where people go on red and stop on green. If you drive a red pickup truck, you're getting pulled over, ticketed, possibly jail, probation and hella fines

" hey man, wanna go to canton, Michigan ?"

"Nah dude, I'm not trying to get flicked today"

by Canton Michigan January 15, 2018