Canton, Ohio

The greatest city in America. If you're not from Canton, you can't ever imagine what it's like to grow up in the C-Town. We got more swagger than anyone else cuz we the baddest bitches in the country. If you grew up in Canton you kicked it in hoods like HP, Shorb ave., 12th, the S dub, and the nicer hoods, harter heights, ridgewood, market heights. Canton is home of the greatest high school in the world, the Canton McKinley Bulldogs (Go Pups!) and is home to one of the most famous high school rivalries in the country (and the only high school rivalry to have betting odds in Vegas). Football is life, as Canton is home to the Pro Football Hall of Fame, and it's also the city that the NFL was born. During the first week of August Canton goes harder than usual for Hall of Fame week, when all the football greats come to Canton to party hard for a week. People might be talking shit about the gang violence, pregnant teenagers, the fact that you're most likely to get shot in down on Cherry St. than Baghdad, but the truth is we go harder than anyone else and everyone else is just jealous. Canton is ghetto as fuck man, we fuckin blow trees and can drink anyone under the table, and if you're from the real city and not one of the pussy ass suburbs that pretend they're Canton (I'm talking to you assholes in North Canton and Jackson) then you understand that we are united under one common theme: we're poor as shit but living the high life.

Karl: Hey, where you from?
Me: Canton, Ohio, aka the world's greatest.
Karl: oh, DAMN. I need to back my shit up. I do NOT want to mess with this bitch.

by ctownnigga April 13, 2010

canton, ohio

quite possible the worst place on earth. see also: blow job city

canton, ohio is the best truck stop in the world

by Shaft February 1, 2004

canton ohio

The farthest point of no return, it is like the Bermuda Triangle but it sucks the life out of you. If you can travel through the devil's ice box in Nelson's ledges it is the only chance to reclaim some of your energy and excitement to fight through and make it to the other side of hell. Once there, if you fight in the rebellion in purgatory against the demon overlord Obama you can reclaim the earth and the rest of the United States can return to normal and peace shall reign down from the heavens. However if you piss off Alistair, he will force you to remain, to go straight to hell without passing go or collecting 200 dollars.

Canton Ohio is the desolation of souls

by Lord Tony Stark September 23, 2013

Canton Bitch

Any Female born, raised, and or currently living in the city of Canton MI who feels entitled to every fucking thing in this world. The age bracket for these bitches typically range from early to mid twenties. These wastes of life's have never obtained gainful employment or paid a single bill. They ride the coat tails of there poor mothers and fathers leeching every dime they can from them. These bitches are only good for there mouths, vaginas, rectums and male seed disposal.

"Wow that's a very nice car? What's the payment like?" "Oh I don't knowwwwwww my dad pays for it!, quit talking to me creep!" "Fucking Canton Bitch"

by Team Debacle September 1, 2013

canton georgia

Fast growing town on the outermost perimeter of metro Atlanta. As of right now, the city has a very large Hispanic population giving it the nickname little Mexico by some locals. The area also has many rednecks and white trash which is really fucking annoying. Cherokee High School is close by, and this is filled with these rednecks. The suburbs of Canton are becoming nicer quickly, mainly around Creekview High School, where many people are moving in and BMW's, Lexus's, and Range Rover's are beginning to be a common site. Right now it's a shitty city, but in 10 years it will be the new Alpharetta.

I don't have shit to say in here, but canton georgia will be awesome when all the rednecks and beaners move out.

by woodmontismybitch June 18, 2011

Canton Mudslide

Having a sexual partner defecate on ones back. Then having the fecal matter rubbed in to the anus.

Benjamin gave me a Canton mudslide last night. I can still feel his dried shit on my back and ass.

by BenjaminloverinCanton December 13, 2012

canton, massachusetts

canton,massachusetts is the sickest town south of boston.. so many fine hoes and pimps, you cant look once. pretty much the shit of the country. partys everywhere - highway, agro, lobster, funhouse. and it beats the shit outa rivals stoughton in hockey

The town of canton, massachusetts is rivals with stoughton.

by canton mass July 26, 2006