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Cannibalism

What happens when stoners try to spell "cannabis"
Note from Jeff Spicoli to Mr. Hand: "Hey dude, I can't come in today because I got cannibalism"
by Jim Melonn November 25, 2009
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cannibalistic sex

The act of devouring your lover while you fuck their brains out
God I ate Sarah out both ways yesterday when we did cannibalistic sex
by Tracy McBean July 7, 2015
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cannibalistic trolls

A breed of mythological creature that lives in the forest of magical silliness. Their everlasting enemies are the alabaster dwarfs. They are wild and untameable beasts, who roam the forest on dark nights, looking for earth dwellers. They beat them over the head for fun, with their wooden clubs that are stained with goober blossom blood. They also kill goober blossom plants so the alabsater dwarfs have no food, because they find it quite humourous.

The trolls diet is very simplistic. They feed on each other, and only need to eat once every month. If a troll dies, they eat it after it rots, so the flesh is tender. Their life span is very long, so sometimes the trolls must sacrifice one of their own in order to survive. During the sacrificial ceremony, the trolls throw the bodies of alabaster dwarfs at the troll being sacrificed, until it is fully buried, and it suffocates.

Cannibalistic trolls mate once every three hundred and sixty five days, and give birth to approximately ten children for each pregnancy, which lasts about five days. Young trolls eat squirrels and fairies until their three inch long teeth grow in. At this time, they are now able to eat the flesh of their own kind. The trolls are solitary animals, but coem togeher are a comuntiy on full moons, for that is the night that they feast.

The trolls travel all throughout the forest of magical silliness, but take shelter beneath the roots of the giant peach trees. They gaurd the peach trees, which makes them very hard to chop down. They only clean themselves if they are being sacrificed, and they bathe in the juices excreted from the womb of male cannibalistic trolls.

It is presumed that by 2010, the cannibalistic trolls will have wiped out all of the alabaster dwarfs. Please help us kill off the cannibalistic trolls so the alabaster dwarfs can be saved, even though they are basically doomed to fail.

If you would like to try and attempt to save the Dwarfs, feel free to donate to the Save The Alabaster Dwarfs Foundation (SADF).
by LEAHANDJENNA May 18, 2008
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Auto-cannibalism

Oh look there is a so many people eating themselves, auto-cannibalism is not normal to see.
by Numelgon October 6, 2016
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Cannabylized

To sprinkle a form of drugs, usually cocaine, on food.
Before Britney bit into the burger, she quietly cannabylized the patty. She would need all her strength to win back her family's love.
by shade tippin December 17, 2007
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Cannibalide

The act of suicide by eating yourself
Jessica committed cannibalide.
Step back or I'm gonna commit cannibalide
by Tvr x95 December 18, 2020
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Canniboliceman

A police officer caught eating bacon at the local diner before his shift.
Is that pig eating another pig? What a fucking canniboliceman.
by Vulch5 October 28, 2015
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