Candycane

The guy acting like a women in the movie Joyride who should have been killed buy the dude with a truck.

"Candycane?....Are you there Candycane?..."

by Ballwhackingasskicker July 2, 2004

candycane

can mean:

1. a person of the male gender
2. someone who just said/did something stupid; a loser

1. "Check out those candycanes..."

2. "Shut up, you're such a candycane.."

by Charter Mage July 24, 2008

Candycane stain

The act of having sex with a woman while on her period and jizzing in her vagina and then have her squirt out liquids consisting of blood and semen on your beard.

She gave me a candycane stain and I still can't get it out.

by Brokencat December 31, 2011

Candycane

When you are having oral sex with a girl. Pull your dick out of her mouth and shove it in her nose giving her a bloody nose. Then you skeet in her face. This causes a white and red pattern to apeare on her face makeing a candycane.

Yo my girl was sucking my dick last night and I pulled it out and gave her a nice candycane.

by FUMI-OPC January 15, 2007

CandyCane pimp

CandyCane pimps are 2 of a kind..... they r the leadas of the Mackillenium.... theres no denyin this.... masta marky mark n pimpin proulx.... LIVE BY THE CANE DIE BY THE CANE.... THE HOLIDAYZ IZ COMIN BITCHS

That CandyCane Pimp rite thurr is nonotha then marky mark n his pimpin partnern is that playa rite thurr pimpin proulx

by The Mack Is In The Hizzouse February 18, 2005

candycane swirl

when a guy gets a from his friend, he cums on her face and then punches her in the nose so she starts to bleed and the cum and the intermingle to form the color of a candycane.

Guy 1: Did you hear? Dana broke up with her boyfriend.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: He gave her the candycane swirl.
Guy 2. Oh that sucks.

by SuCK_maH_baLLs _nOOb March 15, 2005

7 levels of the candycane forest

1. in the movie elf where will ferral had to cross through to get to new york.

2. where a boy learned a valuble lesson

once apon a time a young lad went on a magical ride to fuck himself he had to go through the 7 levels of the candycane forest and fight off giant squirels and when he got there he was answered: what the fuck kinda boy needs to funking learn how to fuck himself seriously just fuck off you retarded fuck!

by GimpyMeg January 14, 2008