Cleveland Calzone

To roll a slice of pizza up. Insert it into an anus and proceed eat it out of someone's ass.

Stacy asked for a Cleveland Calzone tonight but I didn't have a Digiorno in the freezer.

by Christ Spencer March 28, 2025

ate too many calzones

To be broken up with by one's spouse or significant other. The phrase is based on the very common phenomena where a wife will leave her husband if he eats too many calzones

"Have you heard about Dave? He's been sad and lonely ever since he ate too many calzones."

by NinjaHouseCat November 3, 2021

Calzone Muncher

A Calzone Muncher is a derogatory term for a person who is Italian or lives in Italy or anywhere near it

Italian: Man I don't know why people hate me
Other Person: It's Because You're a fucking Calzone Muncher
I: How So
OP: You're Italian you Calzone Muncher

by Hat dude July 10, 2018

Calzoned

The act of being criticized severely about something especially from all sides from many different peers and/or friends.

Man we really calzoned Jon hard last night, he even started to cry!

by jham1298 November 3, 2021

Calzone

The best cheesiest thing ever created its a pizza burrito with cheese 10/10 would digest again

Did you know that a calzone is gods creation

by Calving November 1, 2020

Calzone Tits

Saggy, middle aged man boobs. Commonly seen in aging weight lifters.

Rick stopped working out years ago and now he has calzone tits!

by RichBee193 June 26, 2015

sexy calzone

An attractive or appetizing female reproductive entrance.

Damn man, I hella went down on Ashley's Sexy Calzone last night.

by AnswersBoiii December 17, 2016