Calabasas

stuck up, bitchy, horny, "straight but willing to experiment", rich, slut princesses (with the exception of the minority of genuine people) and many of the guys are self centered egotistical testosterone filled jackasses with their heads shoved so far up their asses they cant see anymore and can go fuck the horses they rode in on twice because they are chauvinistic, condescending, patronizing, manipulative, imbroglio-causing, mannerless, naive, pricks with no respect and it is disgusting how they treat women and think so highly of themselves... then again the way many of the girls around here act, they probably deserve it, if theyre not totally provoking them.

this does NOT apply to everyone.

"What school do you go to?"
"Calabasas"
::disgusted looks::

by Jessi December 30, 2003

Cackass

An adjective often used to express disdain for the qualities of something or someone. Also see raggedy.

"I was destroyed at the paintball field because my cackass rental gun kept jamming."

by JustinBer January 18, 2008

Caladea

total know-it-all, original styled, drama queen who loves any form of attention. Intelligent, but no common sense.

OMG, shes such a Caladea!

by Belinda McEntyre February 3, 2010

Calabrese Jackhammer

When you're making love to a woman in the missionary position, but have to finish quickly, therefore you push her legs over her shoulders and keep them straight with your upper body, whilst continuing along with the sexual penetration in a frantic and rapid motion, much like a jackhammer hitting concrete.

"Bro, was at this chicky babe's house last night but had to meet up with the boys in 10 mins, so gave her the Calabrese Jackhammer and got out of there quick "

by MinchiaSteve September 13, 2017

cakalusa

-an A-list celebrity on Xanga
(www.xanga.com/cakalusa)
-most of his entries got featured.
-his entries are hella funny
-he is humorous
-he is hot

hundreds of eprops keep flowing on his site everyday!

by bleh April 22, 2005

Calabasas High School

A disgustingly rich, stuck-up high school swamped with spoiled, drug addicted, and self-absorbed children. Most people at Calabasas High School are completely oblivious of their wealth and fortune. The males have highly egocentric tendencies, while the femals are always willing to exploit themselves. Calabasas also boasts one of the worst football teams in America, due to the fact that the school is almost exclusivley white. If you want your children to become cultured and world-conscious, Do NOT send them to Calabasas High School.

Oh, I got expelled from Agoura so my parents made me go to Calabasas High School. Worst mistake of my life. I'm transferring to El Camino next semester.

by :::sam::: August 31, 2006

CALA BOCA GALVAO

Latest sensation topic on Twitter. Believed by most world to be related to some kind of (inexistent) bird, and even to some new Lady Gaga's song. Its, in fact, the biggest inside joke of all time, by Brazil.

CALA BOCA means SHUT UP. Period.

GALVAO is referred to Galvão Bueno, a sports narrator from Brazil. Really annoying guy. CALA BOCA GALVAO!

Person 1: Hey man, each tweet containing CALA BOCA GALVAO donates some cents to a birds foundation, to save them. I'm doing it a LOT!

Person 2: Are you stupid? Brazil made the whole world look like fools.

by BRAZILZILZIL June 14, 2010