Calder is somebody who has nine toes. They also steal your big toes in your sleep by tickling you until you suffocate! Calder is like a sleep paralysis demon but as short as a gnome.
Person 1: Damn, it's a dwarf with nine toes!
Person 2: Yeah, that's Calder. He broke through my window last night.
Person 2: Yeah, that's Calder. He broke through my window last night.
by the blue dog January 7, 2025
Get the Caldermug.