cardsharp

A person who cheats at cards. Abreviated from cardsharper. Not someone who is good at cards, but someone who cheats. (Probably derived from the act of cheating by secretly scratching or marking cards during play with a sharp, hidden instrument.)

Idiots say "card shark."

by Big Steve August 10, 2004

Six Joker's Cards

The Six Joker's Cards are as follows: Carnival of Carnage, the Ringmaster, Riddlebox, the Great Milenko, the Amazing Jeckel Brothers and the Wraith. ICP named their six albums after each of the Joker's Cards and on each album is (at least) one song that explains what exactly the card means.

ICP claims to have been visited by the spirit of the Dark Carnival, who showed them six revelations in the form of the Joker's Cards. ICP then made it their mission to spread the word, and tell everyone to change their evil ways before it's too late, thus naming their six albums after each Joker's Card and putting a specific revelation into each. The first Joker's Card, Carnival of Carnage, was released in 1991; their final revelation, the Wraith, was released in 2004.

I understand the Six Joker's Cards now, and I have to change my ways before the Dark Carnival claims my soul.

by loTuS_kiLLA August 27, 2006

holding the cards

Being in a public restroom, needing to poop, but afraid you will make a very loud sound if you let go. You try to wait till everyone else leaves.

I tried holding the cards till my boss left

by Johnny A April 21, 2003

Not In The Cards

When something is truly lacking potential of occurring. It cannot be done because it simply is not in the cards.

Pistol: "hey lets go spend money on some scratch offs"

Torque: "nah, that simply is not in the cards"

Pistol: "well maybe we should invite the Yak and Ratchy Rachel over?"

Torque: "that is not in the cards young sir."

by PistolPeteySieges January 1, 2014

Shuffle The Tool Cards

Phrase meaning someone is being a tool and needs to stop doing so.

Guy One-Man, Mike is such a terd.
Guy Two-Yeah, he really needs to shuffle the tool cards.

by ~meatsandwich~ October 23, 2009

rodney king deck of cards

1 spade and 51 clubs

the police love playing with a rodney king deck of cards

by michelob light January 5, 2008

cut cards

To process evidence for policy debate. Note: "Cutting Cards" is a general term and can include reading articles or books, tagging or citing pieces of evidence, or arraging evidence in a file. Origin: Was originated because people used scissors and paper to physically cut out and tape down evidence back in the day.

We didn't have any answers to that argument so they told me to go cut cards.

by Athena Pappas October 22, 2006