Camila Cabello

She's a girl with an ass bigger and shinier than LA's Head all girls r jelly bc they want it you'll see people requesting her fine ass in plastic surgeries soon and yea she's 1/5 of Fifth Harmony

1: Do you like Camila Cabello ?
2: OMG WHO FUCKING DOESNT

1: *Talks to herself* I want Camila's ass so badly ugh

by Harmonigga March 30, 2013

CCOD (Camila Cabello Obsession Disorder)

The CCOD refers to an unhealthy obsession with Camila Cabello; so much so that people who get affected by this disorder can't stop making hate tweets/posts about her 24/7 ! Other symptoms of this disorder include - thinking hating on Camila is their reason to breathe, their hobby and their lifestyle! This disorder is usually found in Arianators, Dua stans, Barbz, Lovatics, Little Monsters, Lana stans, BTS stans, and literally in most fandoms existing. Doctors claim that the only way for you to fix this disorder is to "fu*k off" and go get a life!

Chartdata (chart account) : Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello's "Señorita" has now surpassed 1.5 billion streams on Spotify. It’s the most streamed male-female duet in the platform’s history.

Arianator : Tanked! Nobody cares about c*mila

Camilizer : STFU i think u have a CCOD (Camila Cabello Obsession Disorder)… go get a life!

by Thisisforthempressedhaters July 21, 2020

Comcast Cable

- a cable "service" that sends people to fix the problem by pretending they are checking the frequency on your dvr, then unplugging it and plugging it back in again, which you could have done yourself, then proceeding to charge you 28$ for it.

-begins in a semi-functional state, then deteriorates overtime.

-representatives are trained to be extremely polite, in order to make up for lack of effective service.

-leading cause of homocide.

bill came home in a great mood, turned on Comcast Cable and tried to watch the same program on his DVR 20 times last week, he is currently incarcerated for firebombing several Comcast enemy bases, and raping executives in the parking lot.

by casperthedopestghostintown February 13, 2010

cable gnomes

The creatures that come out at night and hopelessly tangle cables up thet were in order the previous day.

Goddamn it! I just set up the my computer yesterday, and look. It looks like the cable gnomes got to them last night.

by mrobert January 13, 2007

Martin Cabello III

A man who has been exploited by the US Government and US Military. He is mentally challenged and suffers from Autism. Known for his obscure post on Instagram and other social media apps. He is married to another person with autism they currently have a son. He has had brain injuries. His neighbors have tortured him. Bad people in the military have sexually or physically abused his wife. He does good for the world as well such as taking in kids who are being in trafficking acts and other stuff. Martin is a misunderstood person. He has ties with Josh Powell. Martin has been trying to be a good person in life but the military and government have stopped that. Martin is also known for his own religion, Cabellosim. Where he uses the bible and science and physics in it. An example is Adam is know as an atom cause they are making up every single thing. Martin needs to be protected

Sigma male: Look it's Martin Cabello III he is doing the most he can for the world

by MartincabelloIII May 10, 2022

lay some cable

To produce solid waste,often used to amuse workmates,or as an excuse when you are going for a number 3.

Out the way lads,Im going to strech my hoop and lay some cable

by chris ord August 31, 2006

laying cable

A really nice long thin shit... something that will reach around the s-bend - something to be proud of.

"The phone - for you..."
"Gimme a second - I'm laying cable!"

by Tim December 24, 2003