bymyselfie

When you're clearly in a photo with one or more people and you crop everyone out but yourself

I look hot in this pic but I'm with my ex. I'll just crop it as a bymyselfie and upload it to OKCupid.

by Just Stephie August 20, 2014

built-in babysitter

A older child or grandparent that is expected to babysit often

You have a 18 year old daughter that is expected to be a built-in babysitter and watch a younger sibling even though she already has plans

by ldjfreeze December 30, 2013

babys momma

The mother of your illegitimate child. Often the result of a short-term relationship or a one-night-stand, therefore she is not refered to as "ex-girlfriend."

by Tom August 17, 2003

Bibys

Lithuanian for man's cock

Zmogau,pas ji didelis bibys
Man,he's got a big dick

by Zato December 16, 2006

babysitters club

Baby sitters club is when you have a group of friends who can designate another to watch over you when you party so hard you cannot be responsible for yourself. You need a babysitter to make sure you either get home, get back to your hotel, dont lose your purse or wallet, dont drive drunk, dont buy a hooker, dont lose all your money gambling, dont get kicked out of the club, dont throw up in public, dont fall asleep in the bathroom, dont spill cranberry and vodka on your white shirt, dont poop your pants, dont get busted for possession, dont make bill cosby faces, etc

Moses: Matt, how are you doing at Blackjack.
Matt: I'm winning!
Moses: Ok lets go everyone is ready to go to Drai's now.
Matt: No, im winning and im going to win more.
Moses: No, you designated me as your babysitter, and as a member of babysitters club, i am here to tell you to go, so lets go.

Matt: Ok.

Without babysitter:

Matt: No, you go without me.
(Next day)
Moses: How did you do last night?
Matt: I lost it all back and more. Why did you tell me to go with you?
Moses: I wasnt your babysitter last night...
Matt: :(

by Spngr98 April 22, 2011

babysit

1. To watch annoying little kids all night.

2. Holding onto a blunt or any other form of weed for too long, thereby pissing off anyone else u are smoking with.

1. Damn these annoying little kids.

2. Hey mista babysitta is u ever gonna pass it? The blunts goin out will u look at all them ashes. Hey over here im open, pass the blunt.

by Erik biatch October 7, 2006

Boston babysitter

It's when a guy purposefully cums in or on a girls eyes, then leaves the room. Leaving her to "watch" the kids.

He gave me a Boston Babysitter. As he ran out he yelled "here's a ten for the trouble!"

by Steit RavenCloud December 21, 2009