Scant Buzzer is a term created to describe a person who derives sexual thrills from the act of sniffing another persons underwear. It is often demonstrated through the physical gesture of holding three fingers over ones nose area, to simulate holding the crotch of a pair of panties, and sniffing rapidly.
"Martin, what are you doing with your face in my grandmothers underwear drawer?!"
"I'm sorry but I need to come clean.....I'm a scant buzzer."
"Dirty bastard, get out of my house!"
After eating copious amounts of Taco Bell/Mexican food and having to shit extremely bad, right as your ass comes in contact with the toilet seat the shit flies out, nearly missing the bathroom floor.
Oh god, I'm going to have to have a Taco Bell Buzzer Beater if I have one more bite of this burrito.
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