Buttstachi

A derogatory slang term for a chubby, balding jewish man.

There are a group of Buttstachi' coming our way.

by mo-skurg February 16, 2010

Buttstadt

One who interrupts conversations, then immediately sees it's self out of said conversation.

Persona A "Hi." Person B "Hello." A Buttstadt "Blah blah, sorry, I'll see myself outta this conversation now..."

by Jbz October 16, 2012

Buttstach

The word for when ones butt cheeks are hairier than his/her mothers upper lip.

Dude, pull your pants up, your buttstach is showing.

by Mericanwordster July 6, 2014

Buttstrug

When you struggle to preform the act of butt chugging (funneling alcohol into your anus).
Also known as Buttstruggling or Buttstruggle

Buttstrug- When you struggle to preform the act of butt chugging
ex. The other day was a real buttsrug when trying to funnel beer into my anus.

by fomank December 5, 2014

buttsaw

The act of passing a bowl movement that rips through your rectum with the intensity of a chain saw. Usually causes a large amount of blood in the stool and/or anal fissures.

I think that buttsaw I passed after all those chimichangas ripped me to the sack.

by NQP3 May 22, 2016

buttstressed

A more extreme version of butthurt

I'm so buttstressed that we lost our snapchat streak of 125 days.

by EffingCarol May 21, 2016

Buttstache

The random hair right above the buttcrack.

Chad has a major buttstache!

by Inappropriate Amy February 4, 2022