Buttsuckles

(n)and/or(v)-this word means to suck. it means that you really, really suck. it can also mean that something is grimy, or shitty to say. Or maybe something that you did to someone, like maybe say something mean to a chick..a friend of mine would go, damn darren, that was buttsuckles.like Darren thats buttsuckles.

for instance..i know this guy named Charlie (Chuck) Glansdorf..his nickname was 'buttsuckles' but than 'buttsuckles' just became a word we would use in our everyday lives. He hated that name, but we absolutely didnt care because it was such a brilliant name/word.

I Bad daB I: i buttsuckles, you buttsuckles, they buttsuckles, we buttsuckles, you'all buttsuckles

by Darren M.W. May 1, 2006

vestigial buttsack

When a person is born with the parts to form a butt (butt cheeks) but no flesh ever properly forms in it, so that the prson doesn't have the natural roundness of a butt and are therefore forced to sit on the extension of their thighs for lack of a natural butt. Or in simpler terms- lack of butt meat.

Hold on, is that Crystals's thighs or just her vestigial buttsack that's creeping from the top of her jeans when she bends over?

by Zoraya M May 19, 2008

peeing your buttsack

When someone has taken a pee and it has overflowed the buttsack.

Hey man, quit peeing your buttsack!

by The real mike jones November 14, 2014

Y helo thar, butsecks? LOLOLOL

Phrase which originated from the "Attention Whore" animation.

Means "Hello, want to have anal sex?"

Currently a fad catchphrase on LUE.

LUEser: Y helo thar, butsecks? LOLOLOL
Woman: If you come near me again I'll fucking call the cops.

by LUEser February 20, 2004

buttsack

A word with no true definition as a noun, but is generally used as a word to throw people off when a question is asked that the person doesn't want to answer and/or might be dangerous to answer.

Woman- "Do these pants make me look fat?"
Man- "Buttsack."
Woman- "What?"
Man- "Buttsack."
Woman- "...What were we talking about, again?"

OR

Girlfriend- "Do you love me?"
Boyfriend- "Buttsack."
Bystander- "...Did he just say 'buttsack'?!"

by 42Geek July 31, 2010

suprise buttsechs

When a person is quickly and unknowingly given buttsechs from someone who sneaks up behind them.

carleana "omg i just felt something in my butt"
rachel "zomg what was eet?!"
Jamesaxlmooney "SUPRISE BUTTSECHS!!!!"

by zomg effing brilliant July 26, 2006

buttocks guitar

a guitar with buttocks, like the acoustic Jazzerette guitar from Zbiggy Smith: The Belgian Buttocks guitar.

Show me your buttocks guitar.

by Smoke Bosvogel January 19, 2008