buttcheeks

A close call. Going to the absolute final brink of a terrible situation and coming through unscathed.

Derived from having to take a powerful shit and squeezing the cheeks of your ass together in order to waddle to the toilet, making it just in time and releasing the vice grip on your anus to birth a fecal fist, likely to produce a splashback that is as refreshing to your anus as the new found relief of your large intestine.

Person 1: Holy shit, you almost hit that car!

Person 2: Yeah, I totally buttcheeksed it.

by Compute March 19, 2009

Buttcheeks

The name for a shy girl who tends to blush, so cheeks seems to be as soft as a baby's behind, given by a Crackbaby.

Buttcheeks had to write a definition, because it seemed that the whole world was wondering..why Buttcheeks?

by Yezenia December 24, 2008

buttocks clenched

When one does the clenching of the buttocks. In embarassment or fear.

Agatha's buttocks clenched.

by ButtockB February 26, 2017

Moldy buttcheeks

a green fuzzy substance in the corroded area

Hi I have moldy buttcheeks

by Pen15ofdoubt April 10, 2015

ghost buttocks

When a man/woman had been sitting on the toilet seat for a period of time and have warmed the toilet up. Then someone else comes along and sits in the the pre-warmed seat

I don't know who was in the toilet last, but I experienced some quite bad ghost buttocks.

by Savagesaville69 April 19, 2017

incontinentia buttocks

The wife of Biggus Dickus.

“He has a wife you know. You know what she’s called? She’s called Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttocks.”

by I.E.I. Industries September 3, 2023

Beach ball buttcheeks

a girl who is thick but still has no ass.

"damn she got the beach ball buttcheeks."

by ferencyfingerer May 16, 2023