pussy bruised

To have one's feelings hurt in a sissyfied manner. To be become over emotional in a feminine manner, similar to a "bitch baby". Most effective when used toward another male peer, and or a male subordinate.

Don't get all pussy bruised about me telling you that I donkey punched your sister.

by Handsome Kevin Campbell February 9, 2009

Budiskila

Budweiser, whiskey, and tequila, the most devastating combination of alcohol possible. Side effects include hangovers that cause permanent sensory damage, dehydration, bloody knuckles, broken jaws, sexually transmitted diseases, felony arrest, and waking up next to what you first think is a fat chick but turns out to be a storm drain.

-Dude, you look like shit, what happened?
-Budiskila this weekend. I headbutted the sidewalk and pissed on my xbox, and i dont know what happened next but there are crustaceans all over my nuts

by Gorilla D July 6, 2010

bruise kit

What someone uses to make bruises to accuse their ex-husband of beating them senseless.

"My bruise kit... I mean makeup"

by sUnfloWer Truther May 22, 2022

Buffalo Bruiser

Taping your dick and balls together with electric tape and banging and brusing your girl.

Joe decided to give Kandy a Buffalo Bruiser after a rough hockey game.

by Mike1356 October 13, 2010

Sett Bruising

Bruising on your lower palm opposite to your thumbs, where your hand rests while using your mouse while gaming. Surrounds the area of the carpal bones and can cause a dull pain when not in use.

Fuck dude, I think I have Sett Bruising from playing League all night.

by notragebunni February 11, 2021

Mushroom Shaped Bruise

The moment after release during oral sex a man will pop his member on the females forehead two or three times resulting in a red/purple bruise in the shape of a baby bella mushroom. Thus marking your territory as a well hung cullinary master.

After she blew me I gave her a mushroom shaped bruise and marked her for life.

by Col. Kilgore October 9, 2011

HEY bruise

The bruise you notice on your upper arm(s) in the morning after a drinking binge with friends. Comes from said drunken friends poking you in the arm repeatedly whilst trying to get your attention.

Dickie: HEY DJ (poking arm), check out that Raider touch down!

DJ: Dammit Dickie, now I'm gonna wake up tomorrow with another damnable HEY BRUISE!

by Shmouse May 24, 2005