Bruce

(v). to be cool, sweet, or chill.

Bridget: I just drank an entire bottle of mustard.
Drew: Dude, you're so Bruce!

Sex Tiger: I kinda just want to hang out tonight and lay low.
Bethany: You're so not Bruce tonight.

by dumps278 June 13, 2008

Bruce

To give or be given a one-sided beat down. Like going against Bruce Lee.

"Okay i'm about to Bruce this guy."

"I saw that fight yesterday man, you got bruced."

"If Chuck Norris tried to fight him you know he would have gotten Bruced."

by Nekesu March 8, 2008

Bruce

A big old poop. Another word for the stools you drop in the toilet every freakin' day.

Just gonna go see Bruce in the bathroom.

by BigBruce2PC May 29, 2011

Bruce

Soft spoken creep who often sneaks out hunting for ladies at night. His attempts almost always fail because of his gross aura. He has the flirtatious capacity of a snail and his words are pure slime that gently caresses and sickens his victims.

Oh no, there comes bruce...everyone run

by penguinsquizzle January 25, 2015

Bruce

Bruce is a great friend of Willy The Bank Robber. He loves imparting wisdom to others at length and is an enthusiastic leader of the unit. Merv Singer is his ultimate idol. One of his many passions is cycling to and from work...and AORTIC

Bruce would cycle to and from Fort Knox to rescue his kidnapped wombat...

Where's the money? Where's Willy going? What does Willy want to know?

Nurse: Bruce, should I give this patient Penicillin?
Bruce: No. All antibiotics are a useless waste of time....

by sweet as chocolate June 18, 2011

Bruce

Friend, homey, patna

What up Bruce, "Hey Bruce, what you up to"

by 415KneightRidah January 15, 2009

Bruceing

The act of doing something that you believe will make your life easier, but in fact makes it more difficult.

Sam: Why is he swimming upstream like that?
Dan: He thinks he's swimming downstream.
Sam: Hasn't anyone told him?
Dan: He doesn't listen, he's just bruceing.

by Just Kidding or Am I April 11, 2023