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Bronson

Bronson is the act of a male placing his face between the particularly large breasts of a woman, blowing loudly while moving his head side to side. Also known as a "motorboat".
Can you believe AnneMarie let me Bronson her gigantic fucking titties?
by ThatDudeThatLikesTitties June 19, 2016
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Bronson

A slang word for a reference to a friend. Typically used as a substitute for "bro," "dude" or "buddy." Different suffixes can be added to keep the vocab fresh. (i.e. bronsosaurus, bronsosaurus rex, bronsopotamus, etc.)
Yo bronson, what's going on?

Sup bronsosaur, what's on the agenda for tonight?
by jigstar28 August 25, 2009
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A synonym for "beer." It is used interchangably with "brewdog" inter alia.
Let's go pound some Bronsons.
by ChuckBronson February 14, 2006
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Bronson

1.Pain in the ass
2. Really cute boy
3. Douche Bag
4. Really really hot!!
5. I'd tap that
6. Totally kissable
7. Big dick
8. Acne face
9. Nice ass
10. Highly perverted
Bronson:*walks over to a hot chick, taps her on shoulder* "hey are you from Tennessee? Cause your the only ten l see"

Hot chick: *turns around* "are you a bank? Because you should leave me a loan. " *turns back around*

Bronson: " ahhh oh damn she's feisty, but that's the way I like ehm!" *grabs hot chicks ass*

Hot chick: "oh you like that bad boy? Well how do you like this!?" * kicks Bronson in balls*

Bronson: *cries on ground. In fetal position, while cupping his balls*

Hot chick: *laughs and walks away with friends*
by Who dat Girl? December 31, 2013
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A beer. Usually given to you by one of your bros.
Grab me a bronson out of the fridge.
by KyFace March 4, 2017
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the art of being sexy, sexually interesting or exciting
that guy is so bronson
by jonny deepe June 23, 2008
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Brondonize

To ruin a phrase, band, etc. through overuse or chronic misuse. Can also be ruined by a certain person or group using it (Ex. an Ex-girlfriend, posers), or unintentionally mangled (Ex. a friend who can't do a good Mr. Mackey impression to save his life, but insists on doing it over and over because he thinks he's great at it). Sadly, anything can be Brondonized: movies, sexual positions, entire genres of film.
"I can't stand this song anymore. My ex-girlfriend Brondonized it."

"The posers at Hot Topic are trying to Brondonize Iron Maiden. Bastards."
by Natepalm October 19, 2003
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