stark bollock naked

To be one hundred percent completely naked.

Gordon Ramsay: If that is homemade, I'll fucking dance in this restaurant tonight stark bollock naked.

by XxTwistedFalconXx December 22, 2018

Top Bollocks

Used as another name for a females breasts

"she has lovly top bollocks"

by Xod August 28, 2005

stark bollock naked

(adj.) No clothes on at all, not even a wristwatch or jewellry.

I was getting changed in a tent when I saw Matthew's silhouette walk by, about to come in. I shouted out "Don't come in, i'm stark bollock naked", at which point he laughed, but took as lokk anyway, so I mooned him. He seemed strangely turned by 'the goods', and laughed again.


The moral of the story is that Matt Dunne is gay.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 20, 2004

bertie big bollocks

Smarmy retort directed at someone who thinks he's charlie big spuds.

Look at him trying to snipe that kive. Who does he think he is, bertie big bollocks?

by Monkey Handler November 23, 2004

Kyle Broflovski

*Pronoun* Kyle Broflovski, (Surname also spelled Brovlofski, Brovlovski, Broflovski, Brosloski, Broslofski, Broslovski, or by Eric Cartman, Kahl) is one of 4 main characters on the TV show South Park. Kyle is voiced by and based on co-creator Matt Stone. Kyle has a best friend named Stan. He is the oldest of two children in the only Jewish family in the town. Kyle has a younger brother named Ike, who was adopted from Canada. He is mostly famous for saying “You bastards!” when Kenny dies. Kyle wears a green ushanka, (the same kind of hat that many Soviets wore, however the ear flaps are not turned up) an orange jacket, dark green pants, and bright green mittens.

Stan Marsh: Oh my God, they killed Kenny!
Kyle Broflovski: You bastards!

by anonymous August 24, 2021

load of bollocks

A product or what someone has done/says is total rubbish

Peter talks a load of bollocks

by Andrew Long January 18, 2004

bollocks to this

It's got a lot of meanings. For one it's kinda like when you're explaining something to someone who doesn't quite get it or... ah, bollocks to this.

Didn't you listen to what I just said? Bollocks to it. Bollocks to this. Bollocks to everything on this godforsaken planet.

by Balter Black September 19, 2016