Brofriend

A kinder and less obvious way of saying that you've been friendzoned by your crush.

"Yeah, she's gorgeous - but I'm her brofriend, so you better back off."

by marshmellowed July 18, 2016

Brotirement

The point in a bro's life when he realizes he will never bro out the way he used to. This usually occurs sometime pre midlife crisis, and only the coolest bros can hold out longer. E.g. Joe Biden

Bro A: My boss won't stop bringing up Bro C (who lives downtown) and all the bro-ing out he must be doing.
Bro B: Vicariously living through other bros? Classic sign of onset brotirement.

by Pleasenthanku February 22, 2017

Brofile

A bro's profile to see if he will fit in with the group of bros. It is an elevator pitch resume, for bros.

Matt: My sister wants us to invite her new bae into the GC.

Foley: Ok, whats his Brofile?

Matt: He only talks sports, shares pictures of sexy plates of wings and other sports aroused moments, and he for sure has not showered in 2 days.

Foley: He sounds amazing, he's in!

by Mike109999 August 26, 2025