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brexit

British slang for "Coitus Interruptus"

Typically used to describe a situation where a British man, after negotiating sexual intercourse with a European prostitute, decides to withdraw his penis, citing the rules to enter her vagina as "too bureaucratic" as well as to prevent the influx of "illegal irritants" like African herpes and Middle Eastern Gonorrhea. More often than not, the word had negative connotations, ranging from fear and loathing to downright impotence.

A "hard" brexit is a violent brexit undertaken with a stubbornly erect penis under the influence of electile dysfunctional pills like Mayagra, leading to vaginal tearing and penile fracture. A hard brexit is usually followed by several years of masturbation and self-flagellation to calm the penis down and in the worst possible scenario, total vaginal reconstruction surgery.
Nigel's abrupt brexit led to a long and lonely night for Magdalena.
by crancher November 5, 2016
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Brexit Football

A tactic/style of play which employs English players , high aggression , normally the 4-4-2 formation , parking the bus and hoofball
"Shaun Dyche, the true king of Brexit Football"
by PrimeBurgess May 9, 2020
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brexit

A loud, drawn-out, angsty goodbye that interrupts the party; the opposite of an Irish goodbye
"I can't believe Olivia pulled such a brexit. Suddenly my birthday party was all about her."
by totalbs247 June 24, 2016
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broesy

The more familiar way to call someone "bro." Broesy is only to be used in a friendly way, whereas bro can be used to get someone's attention.
Broesy is to bro as Jonesy is to Jones.
"yo broesy, great fuckin party last night!"
"I thought we were tight, broesy, what up with that shit?"
by stockman09 June 27, 2007
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Brexit

Just one whole god damn mess.
If y’all don’t know what brexit is then lucky you.
by I.make.weird.definitions April 26, 2019
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Brexit

A specific type of fart; the kind emitted in the naïve belief it's "better out than in", but which has disastrous, unforeseen repercussions.
"Bollocks, thought I could get away with launching an air biscuit but turned out to be a full-on Brexit"
"Fuck off at once Cameron, you useless twat"
by Geology rocks March 29, 2017
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broenidous

when you almost too bro; a dangerous disease that usually spreads through schools with laxers who throw in bombs and rip all day
connor martin, more formally known as flosiedon lord of the flow, has a serious case of broenidous.
by zbub3309 January 23, 2010
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