Brocade

The intervention and blocking by brothers and/or guy friends when an ex, spouse, or another chick like her friend is either trying to cause issues with your current chick or a chick you are trying to pick up. Or if your chick shows up at a place she just shouldn't be.

Similar to a blockade...

When my future wife showed up at my bachelor party my friends and brothers formed a Brocade at the door and wouldn't let her in.

by Watchguy June 12, 2009

brockett

person with a cute bro

the Brocketts have cute bros

by hdjhjdjd May 24, 2014

brocked

To close your eyes when someone takes your picture.

"I totally brocked that picture."

by GPFTW September 7, 2011

Brocket rocket

A crappy Camaro, Trans AM or firebird that looks as though it came from Brocket, Alberta.

daves 82 brocket rocket will blast the shit out of your shitty import.

by brian red crow August 17, 2006

brocket

A Canadian native reserve. Usually filled with dirty red-skins who drink cheap beer and sniff lysol. Every trailer (or teepee) in the brocket (reserve) has an illegal satellite dish and a trampoline.

Yo freddy, want to pick up a 40 of our best friend Jack Daniels, turn up da pow-wow beats and loiter around da brocket?

by Gooch July 21, 2004

Brocke

Someone who thinks they are right all the time, extremely hot and someone you are always thinking about.

brocke

by funman197887 February 4, 2010

boocake

someone you find to be attractive,and entertaining. This is usually the nickname you give your bestfriend, or someone who you really truely adore.

hey boocake! what it do?

by RuBiCs June 10, 2008