Bristol, TN/VA

A smallish city which is divided over southwest Virginia and northeast Tennessee via State Street. It is the home of Bristol Motor Speedway and is also the birthplace of country music. It's a pretty place to live and a nice area to visit.

Residents frequently complain of there being nothing to do there, but this is only because they don't live in any of the surrounding towns.

Quit your bitching. Bristol, TN/VA is where Abingdonians go to have fun.

by itsmeKP September 25, 2011

Bristols

Female breasts. From the rhyming slang 'Bristol Cities'.

She's got a nice pair of bristols.

by BBKling October 25, 2008

bristol cities

In Cockney slang it means "titties."

A fine pair of bristols (cities)

Note:
Some words in cockney slang are fequently abbreviated. A cockney may say "A fine pair of bristols" instead of saying " A fine pair of bristol cities."

by magicianfromriga2 August 7, 2010

Bristolian

A person who was born and bred in Bristol. Is likely to have a Bristolian accent.

Bristolian accent = "Awrite me lover? Shall us go down Broadmead to get us some bling from Argos?"

by j.c.d April 27, 2006

Bristoe station

A place in manassas where all the drug deals go down. and if you try to rob someone your gonna get stabbed they cant shoot you because the cops are sitting at the end of every street. the only people you see as much as the cops are the tow-trucks.

yo a nigga got stabbed in the Bristoe station cause he didnt pay up

by bird-flippin January 11, 2012

Bristolflat

A pure Marijuana cigarette rolled then squashed flat to the roach with any heavy device close to hand compacting the Cannabis creating a perfect burn rate with no side burning.

"What are you doing....!"
"Don't worry I'm making a Bristolflat spliff"
"Wow that burns smooth, and no sideburn"
"I know..."

by ADDSTEAL February 8, 2013

Bristle Burn

When somebody takes a snow brush, resembling a thick mustache, and continues by vigorously rubbing the bristles across the face of an unsuspecting bystander, thus burning their face.

Jim grabbed the snow brush from his car, walked into the bar and gave Boyle a mean bristle burn.

by Gary Schaff July 21, 2019