Putting My Brisket in Her Basket

To place a portion of beef, typically from the brisket section of the cow, in the basket of a female customer at a grocery store.

"Excuse me, you work in the meat department? Could you please put your pork chops in my cart?"
"Sorry, ma'am, I'm putting my brisket in her basket. You'll have to wait."

by thewhitesouljaboy November 23, 2011

brisket

a large, sloppy, miserable looking woman

I shouldn't have drank so much last night, I woke up next to a brisket!

by flame45 March 1, 2009

Limp Brisket

A term used to describe a jewish person at bat in a baseball or softball game.

Can be referred to as just Brisket.

look at her at bat! let's go limp brisket!!

by Big Red GS May 5, 2010

Brisket-in-the-crockpot

Lika a Dutch lobster. Only beefier

The "brisket-in-the-crockpot" is like a Dutch lobster. Only beefier

by MoCoo September 30, 2013

Brisket head

Lola bradley gladwell- can be an idiot and fairly stupid at times but normally a all round nice person. Usually has brown / black hair either hazel / black eyes.

Your a brisket head fam, chill cuz you brisket. Your a waste man you brisket

by Deans a ginger brisket May 5, 2020

Career Limiting Brisket

When you're at a business meal, and you order WAY too much food (kind of on accident), giving the appearance that you're wasteful, frivolous, and care nothing about those who are less fortunate.

Did you hear what Dan said in that meeting? That was some serious Career Limiting Brisket

by rush.hour January 16, 2016

Brisketing

verb. To Brisket.

The act of slathering a member in BBQ sauce then letting it marinade in one's anus before devouring the delicous combination of BBQ and fecal matter.

Ken loves to brisket.

End and Nutty are brisketing tonight.

by Brisket Benji November 9, 2017