Burd's Brown Brisket

The outcome of mixing your shit with glue and dye, in order to create the consistency of beef brisket. Bake at 350 degrees for 20 minutes for rare or 400 degrees for a creamier brown.

Last night Burd cooked me up some of his famous Burd's Brown Brisket for me and Ashley, she ran out of the house screaming at the first scent of the monstrosity.

by urmomgaaaaayyyyyy March 20, 2019

Career Limiting Brisket

When you're at a business meal, and you order WAY too much food (kind of on accident), giving the appearance that you're wasteful, frivolous, and care nothing about those who are less fortunate.

Did you hear what Dan said in that meeting? That was some serious Career Limiting Brisket

by rush.hour November 12, 2015

corning your own brisket

The act of inserting your penis into your own anus.

All the ladies will be impressed when you start corning your own brisket.

by brisketcorner March 16, 2016

Shootin the ol beef brisket

A phrase for hanging around with friends, most often uttered by the dumb member of the group. It is most commonly used by a person with low intelligence who converses with others of higher intelligence.

I miss hanging out. I miss the discord calls. I miss the, ya know... Shootin the ol beef brisket.

by Chronological June 24, 2021

Putting My Brisket in Her Basket

Fucking, banging

P-Phat: What are you doing tonight?

MOCO: I'm Putting My Brisket in Her Basket!

P-Phat: Yeah yeah!!!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Putting My Brisket in Her Basket

To place a portion of beef, typically from the brisket section of the cow, in the basket of a female customer at a grocery store.

"Excuse me, you work in the meat department? Could you please put your pork chops in my cart?"
"Sorry, ma'am, I'm putting my brisket in her basket. You'll have to wait."

by thewhitesouljaboy November 24, 2011

shittering in my briskets

Exclamation of fear, similar to shivering in my boots

Guy at haunted house: im absolutely shittering in my briskets

by nuppington January 13, 2023